Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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