The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
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I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
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And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
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