don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
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He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
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You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
A bitchslap is in order.
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