Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
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The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
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true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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