I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
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I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
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He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Is this like a preordered booty call?
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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