Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
her facebook's as public as her vagina
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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