And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
