dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
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hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
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Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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