ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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