I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Everclear isn't food dammit
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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