He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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