p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
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I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
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I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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