they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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