bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Just high enough for therapy.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
