The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
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I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
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The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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