she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
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Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
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AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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