Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
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