did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
Randomize
