wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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