we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
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Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
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It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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