sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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