im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
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We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
either way he was missing a nipple.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
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So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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