How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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