I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
40s are totally the cure
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I have post one night stand depression
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
