Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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