Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i can't believe i had my finger in that
My underwear smells like fireworks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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