Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
Randomize
