I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
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it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
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We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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