Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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