is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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