Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
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Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
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well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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