the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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