she was so not down for the gang bang
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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