I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
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and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
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I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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