i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
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overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
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She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I have feelings that need drinking.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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