this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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