i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
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Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
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Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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