Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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