question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
