sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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