I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
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They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
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We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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