Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
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