you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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