u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
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What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
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after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
He shit in the fireplace
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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