Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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