How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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