I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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