I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
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I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
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Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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