I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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