if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
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i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
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Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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