I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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