I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
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I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
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He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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