whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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