party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
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I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
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Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
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