Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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