and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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