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say what?
wanna hang out?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
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Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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