dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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